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2bitcomic.com presents: Stand-UP Comedy for Education, a night of laughs that benefits Pinay Aspirations. Pinay Aspirations is an organization that supports hard working students with a mentor and scholarship program. Roseanne Chavez benefited from a scholarship and the mentor program she had this to say. "good luck with the scholarship! you guys rule!"

Candy Churilla headlines a hilarious night of comedy for a good cause. Also performing:
- Sqweeks Morales
- Molly Sokhom
- Tissa Hami
- Loren Kraut
- hosted by Jason Monroe of 2bitcomic.com

Also performing Kristine Sinajon.

Come out and trade a memorable evening for an experience a student will never forget.

For more information on the comics click: here

Candy Churilla

Candy Churilla grew up in Scranton, Pennsylvania, where she learned to drink. As a little girl, she dreamed of escaping Scranton to make a better life for herself and she finally has--in Oakland, of all places, where she hosts the monthly Backroom Comedy at McNally’s Irish Pub.

A Chicago woman was admitted to hospital with burns after checking the fluid level of a gas can… with a cigarette lighter!
Apparently, not all routine tests were completed. Doctors decided not to waste time with a brain scan.


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A 16yr old boy was arrested for possession after smoking a joint made from a bible page.
No doubt his first words after taking a draw would've been "Oh Man, that's some holy sh*t!"

More at: My Fox Detriot

A goat found in a car’s trunk was painted in Minnesota Vikings’ Purple and Gold, with quarterback Brett Favre’s number shaved into its side. as the owner intended to butcher it, authorities think she was upset with either:

a)     The Minnesota Vikings.
b)     Brett Favre.
c)     The price of stadium’s hotdogs.




More at: Associated Content

British national party councillor's license plate causes offense – apparently na51 zcy looks like ‘nazi’, which is a bit of a reach, like saying Christian bale looks like Superman... if you look at them from a certain angle...in poor light... with one eye closed it will be obvious... they've both have ears.

For clarity, as an extreme-right politician, he should have borrowed from an American counterpart like this…





More at: DailyMail

During a press conference recently, Hilary Clinton was outraged when she thought someone was asking her to channel her ex-president husband.
When she retires, no doubt she’ll be on the speech circuit, channelling dead presidents… into her bank account.



 

More at Sky News

Baboons in a UK Safari Park are breaking into car roof boxes and stealing the contents. hmmm… they’re obnoxious, pampered creatures who enjoy wearing other people’s clothes.



They’d fit right in on a Paris fashion catwalk.
 

More at Sky News

Georgia alligator gets sick from eating shoe. According to zoo spokesman, "The shoe turned out to be a plastic sandal. it was unbelievably ugly and made our alligator physically sick."
Must've been a Croc!


 

More at: WJBF

Thomas Hatfield of Ohio avoided prison on firearms offenses. and boy, it took some balls. I can imagine the doctor saying, "You shot one off?! Buddy, are you nuts...sorry, I mean, are you a nut?!"



 

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Utah man arrested at own wedding after police recognize his many facial tattoos, including a spiderweb! as a criminal on the run, wouldn’t it have been quicker and less painful just to have ‘Here I am - I DID IT!’ tattooed on his forehead instead?




 

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Governor Schwarzenegger may be auctioning celebrity-autographed cars to aid California’s budget crisis. If this new Jeep goes under the hammer, he’ll be needing a line from one of his movies…



‘YOU ARE ONE UGLY MOTHERF***ER!’

More at: Yahoo News

This annual baby-dropping festival brings good luck to participants. I bet there’s a healthcare organization exec watching this video who’s rewriting the claim form questions right now…

37. A) As an infant, were you ever dropped 30ft into a blanket by mad elders?

Answer YES and they dangle your claim and drop it into the denied basket – GOOD LUCK!

Select 'Read More' for the video

New Mexico police surprised as disruptive passenger turns out to be 50-year old man. "When we heard the person was naked, annoying, screaming, punching and kicking, we were convinced we’d be arresting a toddler," said a spokesman. "Or Lindsay Lohan."



 

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As church encourages its flock to bring their guns to sermon, an old favorite is spotted in the congregation…



"Ahm sure glad this pastor ain’t no namby-pamby!" Sam was heard to shout, bouncing from one foot to the other while firing wildly into the air.

 

More at NY Times

‘Miss Ellie’ wins World’s Ugliest Dog contest. “We’re very proud,” says owner. “Ellie is pure bred, but won by being old, half-blind and practically bald. Mind you, if Joan Rivers had turned up, we would probably have come second.”

 



 

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After years of success in the ring, brothers La Parkita and Espectrito Jr. end up falling to the Mickey Finn sisters by chemical knockout.


 
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The town of ‘Oktyabrskoye’ hopes to become ‘Jackson’. “It’s not just that we love Michael,” says resident, “we’re also sick of trying to pronounce ‘Oktyabrskoye’ every day!”


 

More at Daily Mail.

In 2008 one towns full mooning tradition had authorities howling... Sees this years event free from feces




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Personal vengeance, shouting aggressively, and locking gates behind you and that was just lunch. 'Pretty' British prison guard seeks justice from the system that employed her...


 

More at The North Echo

The Sims 3
has been out for a day, and cheat codes have spread faster than a yawn in a 3 hour meeting.
 

speaking of....

 



All of the cheat codes are available at: Soft Sailor

Smart Car + Dumb Driver = Rolling Irony

Source: TheStar.com

Section 828.126, Florida Statutes, defines sexual conduct with animals. Can you imagine writing that? I think he used

As a way to keep focused.


More at: The Miami Herald

After a throwing vase, a ball, and a fit, woman grabbed nearby scooter and said, "Take this!..... That's what you get for messing with my cat!"

As the man bit off his finger, he said to officials, "I bet you're sorry now, huh?" The official responded, "Damn right! Give me 5.... no you're down 1 how about 4.5?"

More at Yahoo! News

Canadian Couple caught having sex in dumpster by police, witnesses report the use of a banana peel as a condom.



The original story and more at: The Province

Detroit woman’s under wire bra deflects bullet as a result new bank security guard issued bras in place of bullet proof vests in further cost cutting measures


The original story and more at: MSNBC

Two grown men send each other 217,000 text messages during the course of a month
that's 108,500 per person
2.5 text messages per minute

 

OMG 1 Guys wYf totly sed hsbnd stopD zzz walkin & startD zzz txtin

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Being able to charge your batteries while on the go would be awesome wouldn't it? A naive technology company has done just that
 
 

Yesterdays news tomorrows ocean liners. Hey, can you hand me that lifeboat?
More at Mythbusters web site